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What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.
How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!
What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!
What kind of music do phones love to hear? A symphony
How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?
Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.
That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.
If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.
Customer: I'd like a watch that tells time. Clerk: Don't you have a watch that tells time? Customer: No, you have to look at it.