New jokes
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Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished? -In a high pressure cell
Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors
How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze
What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll
Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy
How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers
Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
How is snow white? -Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs
What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back
What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes