New jokes
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What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.
How can you make a witch itch? Take away her "W."
What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes.
What did the young witch say to her mother? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight?
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !
Witch: Why have you stopped playing cards with my sister ? Wizard: Well would you play with someone who cheats all the time, is a poor loser and keeps tearing up the cards ? Witch: No I wouldn't. Wizard: No, well nor will she.
First witch: My, hasn't your little girl grown ? Second witch: Yes, she's certainly gruesome.
How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ? 'Voodoo like to dance with me ?'