New jokes
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.