New jokes
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A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel.
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.