New jokes
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Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
"Were any famous men born on your birthday?" "No, only little babies."
For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"
What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!