New jokes
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Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade.
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.
Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first...
Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"