Sport jokes
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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!
Why are football grounds odd? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!
Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!
What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? Fiver side!
What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!
Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!
Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!