Today jokes
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Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.
Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority.
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.