Today jokes
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What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up !
What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message !
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !
What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ? Shredded Tweet !
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ? Jail-birds !
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !
What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls