Today jokes
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Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar ! Have you taken anything for it ?
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around !doc
Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well, I saw this light at the window...!
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair !