Today jokes
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Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground? - A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!
Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars.
Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.
Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? - A: Put him in the front seat.
Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!
Q: Why did the dog cross the road? - A: Because it was the chickens day off.
Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter.
Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!
Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.