Today jokes
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What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !
What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !
Who is the dogs favourite comedian ? Growlcho Marx !
What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? "Well, doggone !"
What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out !
What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower !