Today jokes
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Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ? He was trying to make both ends meet !
What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
Why do dogs wag their tails ? "Because no one else will do it for them !"
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ? His bark was much worse than it's bite !
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ? Because you can't bury them in trees !
What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ? A jet setter !
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !
What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !