Today jokes
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What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ? A dog that chases cars - and catches them !
What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !
What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling !
What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !