Today jokes
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Who started the campfire website? Some bright spark.
Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it, I'm hooked.
You need to log on to the window repair website! I did - but it gave me a pane!
I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.
How are you getting on with the Internet? Surf far, so good.
My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really, it took the cat three weeks to teach him.
Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!
What happened when the schoool bully went netsurfing? The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine.