Today jokes
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How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.
Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I'll ketchup with it later.
Have you seen www.topsecret.com? If I have, I'm not going to tell you.
Have you seen www.usedmatch.com? Yes, but I didn't find it striking.
Have you seen www.veryangry.com? No, AND STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!
Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes, but I'm a bit tired of it.
Have you heard that there's a new mountain website? Really? I must take a peak at it!
Have you seen www.hook.com? Yes, it's already caught my eye.
Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no.
Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.