Today jokes
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What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer.
What did the dog say to the pig? You are just a bore.
What did the dog say when he chased his tail? This is the end.
What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.
What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.
What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir.
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.
What is a baseball dog? One that chases fowls.
What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.