Today jokes
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What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.
What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog.
What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? The umbrella can be shut up.
What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox? If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.
What is worse than a dog howling at the moon? Two dogs howling at the moon.
What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.
What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store.
What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.
What should you do if you see a vicious dog? Hope he doesn't see you.
What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick? You should know more than your dog.