Today jokes
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Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes, I return to it again and again.
Have you seen www.brokenglass.com? Yes, but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
Have you seen www.busfull.com? No, I'm afraid that one passed me by.
Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes, but it's a load of rubbish.
Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes, I can't tear myself away.
Have you seen www.tame.com? Yes, but I'm not wild about it.
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
What sits in the middle of the world wide web ? A very, very big spider !
PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer? A sore finger.