Today jokes
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet! Well, you do look a site
Doctor, doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach? No, you should do it on a computer.
Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!
How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape.
How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion.
What did Darth Vader say to the Internet? May the force e-with you.
What do you call a fire at the Internet cafe? An e-mergency.
What do you call a ghost on the Internet? e-erie.
What do you call an Internet mystery? An e-nigma.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.