Today jokes
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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !
How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !
Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."
Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !
Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"
Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"