Today jokes
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Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants
What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !
What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !
What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !
What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !
What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !