Today jokes
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How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !
What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !
Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !
What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !
What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !
What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !
Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !
What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia