Today jokes
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What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !
What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !
What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !
What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !
How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !