Today jokes
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !
What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.
When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot.
Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.
Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.