Today jokes
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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !
What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !
Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !
Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !
What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !
How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.
How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...
How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.