Today jokes
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How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .
What letter should you avoid? The letter A because it makes men mean.
What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.
What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C.
What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.
What did the envelope say to the stamp? "Stick with me and we'll go places."
What did the stamp say to the envelope? "I've become attached to you."
Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Why do people leave letters at the football ground ? They want to catch the last goal-post !