Today jokes
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Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.
How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.
What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).
Why are diapers like $10 bills? Because you have to change them.
Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters.
Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed.
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).
How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies.
When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.
Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.