Today jokes
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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar.
Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.
Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.
Why do pigs love Halloween? There's lots of hogsgobblin.
Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don't have red noses.
Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.
Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes.