Today jokes
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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.
What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.
What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!
How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.
What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.
How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.
On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.
What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.
Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your supper.