Today jokes
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How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation
What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.
What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.
Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.
Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.
What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.
Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?
Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.
What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.