Today jokes
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The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. "Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"
How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
Jewish telegram: "Begin worrying. Details to follow."
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD? A: A trip to Israel.
What's the object of a Jewish football game? To get the quarter back!
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Q: Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey? A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.