Today jokes
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun? A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.
Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off? A: Saves time.
Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend? A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.
Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names.
Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.
Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist? A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.
Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.