Today jokes
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What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!
What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !
What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!
What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !
Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !
Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !
What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !