Today jokes
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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!
Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories!
Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!
Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in?
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start? Well first I created the sun, then the earth...
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible Who said that?
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin. Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!
Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!