Today jokes
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Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.
Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.
Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
Why wouldn't the bird let her chicks go near the pig pen? She didn't want the pigs eating shredded tweet.
Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels? She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.
Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough? "Mmm. Canapes."
What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.
Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage.