Today jokes
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What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring...herring, herring...herring, herring.
How do you tune a fish? With its scales!
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !
What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.
How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!
Why are fish no good at tennis? They don't like to get too close to the net!
What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!
How do you post a fish? You send it COD ... or first bass mail
Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.
What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!