Today jokes
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Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!
What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!
What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.
How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!
How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !
What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish
To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !
What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !
What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!
Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.