Today jokes
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How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it.
Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !
What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep.
What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.
What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.
What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.
Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!
What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.