Today jokes
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And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary. "No, ma'am. It's Brendan."
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.
What do you call two rows of cabbages ? A dual cabbageway !
Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
What's the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.
What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.