Today jokes
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Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row.
Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come.
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk? A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
Q: What is 61 to a blonde? A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: If either one of them end up on there back they are both f*cked.
Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.