Today jokes
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What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"
Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?" Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!
Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!
How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!
What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!
What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.
What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !