Today jokes
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What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!
What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!
What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin!
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.
Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !
Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.
What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!