Today jokes
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I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !
What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !
What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !
What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !
How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.
What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !
Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !
Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton.