Today jokes
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When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth.
Where do you usually find dogs? It all depends on where you lose them.
Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.
Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog.
Which dog looks like a cat? A police dog in disguise.
Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog.
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can.
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind.
Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding.