Today jokes
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Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You're Crackers!
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then
Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!
Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!
Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!
Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!