Today jokes
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What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !
The Spanish explorers went round the world in a galleon. How many galleons did the get to the mile !
What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !
How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !
You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !
How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !
Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !