Today jokes
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it.
How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting.
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares!