Today jokes
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire. Necks please!
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift! Well tell her to come in I can't she doesn't stop at this floor!
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health. Your pulse is as regular as clockwork. Patient: That's because you've got your hand on my watch!
Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a dog. Sit on the couch and we will talk about it. But I'm not allowed up on the couch!
Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!