Today jokes
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!
Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems? Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
Father: What did the teacher think of your idea? Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really?, what did she say? Son: Baa!
What do history teachers make when they want to get together? Dates!
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!
Father: How were the exam questions? Son: Easy Father: Then why look so unhappy? Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!
What did you learn in school today? Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!
Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!