Today jokes
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit Will you get out of my hair!
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change!
Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease!
Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a spider What a web of lies!
Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar! Have you taken anything for it?
Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!
Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!