Today jokes
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How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !
What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !
Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
Why do bees have sticky hair ? Beacuse of the honey combs !
Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !
What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !
Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !
What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !