Today jokes
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Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children, but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!
Q: Why are men like laxatives? A: They irritate the shit out of you.
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday.
Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind.
Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three.
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.