Today jokes
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A brunette walks into a bar and says, "Gimme an M L." The bartender says, "What's an M L?" The brunette says, "A Miller Light." Another brunette walks in and says, "Gimme a B L" The bartender says, "What's a B L?" She says, "Bud Light." A dumb blonde walks in and says, "Gimme a 15." The bartender says, "What's a fifteen?" The blonde says, "7&7, duh!"
Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."
Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common? A: They can both drive you crazy.
Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!
''Have you heard my knock-knock joke?'' asked the blonde. ''No,'' said the brunette. ''Okay,'' said the blonde, ''you start.''
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.