Today jokes
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Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar I can't believe that!
Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad? Well, I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!
Doctor, Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!
Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of my head show? Absolutely nothing!
Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!