Today jokes
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What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!
Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard? They're all paws.
How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer? With dog diskettes!
What kind of computers do chihuahuas like best? Lap-top!
What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!
Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!
What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!
What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!