Today jokes
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Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.
Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard.
Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
Q: Whats the difference between erotic and kinky? A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
Q: Why don't men fake orgasm? A: Coz no man would pull those faces on purpose.