Today jokes
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What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !
Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !
What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !
Why do cats chase birds ? For a lark !
What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !
What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !
Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ? Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !