Today jokes
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !
What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ? Tagliateddy !
What is a bear's favourite drink ? Koka-Koala !
Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !
What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ? A polo bear !
Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
How do you start a teddy bear race ? Ready, teddy, go !
What do polar bears have for lunch ? Ice burger !
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ? A bear faced lyre !
What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ? Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin !