Today jokes
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What is the fiercest flower in the garden ? The tiger lily !
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? 'Claws.'
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
What is a chameleon's motto ? A change is as good as a rest !
Why did the tadpole feel lonely ? Because he was newt to the area !