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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an assault rifle

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary wig

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not

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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers

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