Today jokes
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Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.
Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart's game.
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.
Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul