Today jokes
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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks!
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!
What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!